Close call this morning ...

"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2) 08/08/2016 at 11:39 • Filed to: None

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Bird pooped on my hood this morning. If I’d been driving just a hair faster the little @#$%er would’ve scored a direct hit - I was driving with the top down. Now I have to wait until lunch to go clean up the mess ...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 08/08/2016 at 11:42

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But if you’d gone EVEN FASTER it’d have missed you entirely.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 08/08/2016 at 11:46

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Leadbull > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/08/2016 at 11:47

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This is why I always cruise around at 30 over the limit with the top down.

The police are very understanding

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Leadbull 08/08/2016 at 11:51

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*Takes out sawzall*

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/08/2016 at 11:54

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F yes Far Side. It’s been waaaaay too long.

FromCanadaWithLove > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 08/08/2016 at 12:50

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I washed my car yesterday. As soon as I finished, it rained for a quick 10 minutes (we weren’t supposed to get any). Then I wake up this morning, and a big bird dirt is on the trunk. GAH.